Friday, November 19, 2010

On the Humane Disposal of Zombies

Here at the Board of Zombie Ethics, we are dedicated to improving the state of being for both humans and our undead friends. It is inadvisable to attack a zombie in cold blood, but if the occasion should arise due to the need for self-defense, it is imperative that the brain be immediately disposed of in order to make sure the passing is quick and easy for all.

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